Harry Potter and the Very Bad Decisions

A Humorous Fantasy Folk Ballad What if the Sorting Hat had made a… questionable choice? What if Harry Potter had become a proud Slytherin instead of Gryffindor? No heroic speeches. No noble destiny. Just sarcasm, expensive robes, bad influences… and Draco Malfoy cheering in the background. This song imagines an alternate Hogwarts timeline where: Harry joins Slytherin Becomes Draco’s best friend Dominates Quidditch with unbearable arrogance Falls for Daphne Greengrass Gets constantly interrupted by Peeves at the worst possible moments …and somehow still ends up standing beside Voldemort at the end of the war. Probably while criticizing the castle decoration. A chaotic fantasy folk ballad full of sarcasm, dark humor, and magical nonsense Inspired by “what if?” alternate universe stories Because sometimes the darkest timeline… is also the funniest one What if the chosen one had simply chosen violence… and excellent fashion sense? Fantasy Folk • Tavern Song • Humorous Ballad A magical alternate universe gone terribly wrong #HarryPotter #slytherin #fantasyfolk #funnysong #tavernsong #dracomalfoy #wizardmusic #HumorousBallad #alternateuniverses #hogwartslegacy #folkballad #BlueCarioca #MagicFolk #FantasyMusic #WizardingWorld