Alice Cooper Presents Stoopid News

'Stoopid news' read by Alice Cooper to promote "Hey Stoopid" 00:00 Rock 'N Roll Bat Belts Hits 00:52 Voodoo Snake Cures Headaches 01:45 She-male Werewolf Captured Alive 02:32 Buying Goats To Watch Them Faint 03:10 Poop Lady Raking It In 04:05 Bar Serves Human Blood Cocktails 04:54 Russian Men Won't Act In Porn 05:41 Wild Man Raised By Cows 06:30 Outer Space Blobs Eating Our Planes 07:20 Man Paid $3000 For Being Stinky 08:13 Father Shoots At Son Over Monopoly Game 09:04 Single Man Collects Dirty Diapers 09:59 Woman Beats Self Senseless With Own Hand 10:55 Man Tries To Sell Drugs To Uniformed Police In Police Car 11:33 "Hubbies Ghost Made Me Pregnant"