What's In it?

[🍺 · pub ambience · two blokes · pint glasses clinking] [BLOKE A · just got a drink · looking at it] Oi what's this then [BLOKE B · been here a while] That's an Init mate [A] A what [B] Init [A] Init what [B] Nah that's the name It's called an Init [A] The drink's called Init [B] Init [A] Yah but what's IN it [B] Exactly [A] What's exactly [B] No Init [A] I KNOW it's in it I'm asking what IS in it [B] And I'm TELLING you Init [A] You're telling me init [B] Init [A] WHAT'S IN IT [B] INIT [A] I'M ASKING THE QUESTION [B] AND I'M ANSWERING IT [A] NO YOU'RE JUST SAYING INIT [B] BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S IN IT [🎸 · drops in · the loop accelerates] [A] Right OK start over What did you order [B] An Init [A] And what's in the Init [B] Init [A] The thing that's in the Init Is called Init [B] Init Brilliant You've got it [A] I HAVEN'T got it [B] You JUST said it [A] Said WHAT [B] Init [A] THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER [B] It literally IS the answer The drink is called Init The ingredient is ALSO called Init It's Init in an Init Init INIT [A] There's Init in the Init [B] Init [A] And the Init has Init in it [B] Now you're gettin it [A] I'M NOT GETTIN ANYTHING I'M STANDING IN A PUB HOLDING A GLASS OF SOMETHING CALLED INIT THAT CONTAINS INIT AND YOU'RE JUST SAYING INIT [B] Init great [📢 · chorus · both blokes · pub singing] INIT Ohhhhhhh WHAT'S IN IT INIT Ahhhhhhh WHAT'S IN THE INIT INIT'S IN IT INIT Ohhhhhhh LOVELY [🎸😂 · a THIRD bloke arrives · he's a programmer] [BLOKE C · sits down · orders] Alright lads what we drinkin [A] DON'T [B] It's an Init mate [C] Oh like an init function Initialize the evening Nice [A] No it's a DRINK called Init [C] Yah you init the drink Before you call it Same as Python You gotta init before you run [A] It's NOT Python it's a BEVERAGE [C] What's in it [B] Init [C] No I mean what PARAMETERS Does it take [B] Two shots of init One splash of init Garnish with init Served in init On init With a little init umbrella [C] So the constructor takes init as self [A] THERE IS NO CONSTRUCTOR THERE IS A GLASS IN MY HAND WITH LIQUID THE LIQUID IS CALLED INIT FOR REASONS NOBODY WILL EXPLAIN [B] I EXPLAINED IT IT'S INIT [C] Sounds like a recursive function bruv [A] A WHAT [C] Init calls itself The drink contains itself It's self-referential Like when you define a class And the init Inits the init That inits the [A] STOP [📢 · chorus · all three · pissed] INIT Ohhhhhhh WHAT'S IN IT INIT Ahhhhhhh THE INIT INITS THE INIT THAT INITS THE INIT INIT Ohhhhhhh LOVELY INIT [🎸🍺 · the bartender speaks · finally] [BARTENDER] You wanna know what's actually in it [A] OH THANK GOD YES PLEASE WHAT IS IN THE INIT [BARTENDER] Gin [A] Gin [BARTENDER] Init [A] GIN IS IN IT [BARTENDER] Init [A] SO THE INIT IS GIN [BARTENDER] Gin in it Gin init G'init Init [A] THE DRINK IS CALLED INIT BECAUSE THERE'S GIN IN IT GIN IN IT GIN INIT G'INIT INIT [B] That's what I've been SAYING [A] YOU NEVER SAID GIN [B] I said Init Gin init SAME THING INNIT [A] INNIT [B] INIT [A] INNIT IS DIFFERENT FROM INIT [B] IS IT [A] INNIT [B] Init [A] I need another drink [B] Another Init [A] NO [B] What then [A] Something SIMPLE Something with a NORMAL name [BARTENDER] We've got a What's It [A] A what [BARTENDER] What's It [A] WHAT IS IT [BARTENDER] That's the one [📢 · final chorus · the pub is on fire] INIT WHAT'S INIT GIN INIT GIN IN IT G'INIT INIT INNIT INIT LOVELY WHAT'S IT WHAT IS IT THAT'S IT IS IT IT IS INIT Ohhhhhhh ahhhhhhh mmmmmmm [🤫 · outro · A alone · staring at glass · broken] Shhhhhhh it's actually quite nice init 📐🦆 [End]