How Old Is EVERY South Park Character?
One kid in South Park has died over a hundred times. And he's still stuck in fourth grade. Today, we're ranking the real ages of every major South Park character. Some are locked in canon, straight from the writers. Some are pure fan guesswork off one throwaway line. And one character literally can't age, for a reason darker than you think. By the end, you'll know why this town has been frozen in time for almost thirty years.

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EVERY Time Cartman Was RIGHT

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ABANDONED South Park Characters

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I Got EVERY Achievement in FORGOTTEN South Park Games

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Family Guy: How old would the Characters be today?

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South Park: Snow Day! #1 It's a bad weather.

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CHOSEN ONE! SOMEONE IN A SUIT JUST ASKED "WHO TRAINED THEM?" ...NOBODY DID. THAT'S THE MYSTERY

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The Original Plot of Despicable Me Was Different

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I gave Skyrim NPC's intelligence and then drove them insane

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Try Not To Laugh South Park Montage #montage #shorts #viral #comedy #southpark #funnymoments #funny

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Why You Wouldn't Last a Day as a Hunter-Gatherer

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EVERY House The Simpsons Have Lived In

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When South Park Killed Off Kenny (And Made the Best Season Ever)

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South Park Did Lord of the Rings BETTER Than Amazon

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Most Loved Vs Hated South Park Characters!

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German Reacts to South Park Roasting Germans

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Everytime DreamWorks Villains Should Have Won

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Why South Park Fans HATE Terrance and Phillip

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The Chipmunk Adventure (Review Revisit) - Nostalgia Critic

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