My Prophecies (1990)
Lyrics: [intro] [verse] Listen here, we have three years to get our britches into gear, HEAR My words, letter by letter, That I learned better and better than you when I had my TV tuned to 222 to bring the truth to you truth to you There's a booth for you in the holy B.K., where the breakfast is served ALL DAY, [chorus] Friend it awaits you, Have a faith move, send your weight true in coins, cash or jewels or join the wrath of fools... [post-chorus] and THAT'S what I offer thee my profit seeks... ahem prophecies.... [verse] One, two, three by Len Barry (one, two, three......) was sent unto me then buried in my ear hole no fear though, we only have tres años so stay real close and NO IT'S YOU WHO CHOSE to close your bank account and send it my way, and it was YOU who picked ME up on the highway... Because I am you if you think about it and if you can't link that valid well pal, you ain't devouted devoted, about it or noticed and I was three in the melody of the SCOTUS Ninety three and we're all finally... finished so help me build my spinach that money, that cash that honey, act fast, [pre-chorus] cuz we gotta build a bunker down under that lasts cuz we gotta build a bunker down under that lasts ...act fast....cash....stack with Blatz! [chorus] Friend it awaits you, Have a faith move, send your weight true in coins, cash or jewels or join the wrath of fools... [post-chorus] and THAT'S what I offer thee my profit seeks... ahem prophecies.... [instrumental interlude, choir solo] [verse] Behold the times, see the news Mandela has been reunified No lie, that's the truth as if that's not enough trouble, some scientist named Hubble admits this, He launched the first McDonald's to the moon past that moon cow What ya need to do now, send in a lotta loot now or find yourself in the loser's hoosegow Stop Vogueing collaborating and listening get money rolling to my lab and mission friend cuz in three, see it's gonna end No stopping see, and THAT is my prophecy.... ...and...see....we...... [pre-chorus] we gotta build a bunker down under that lasts we gotta build a bunker down under that lasts ...act fast....cash....stack with Blatz! [chorus] Friend it awaits you, Have a faith move, send your weight true in coins, cash or jewels or join the wrath of fools... [post-chorus] and THAT'S what I offer thee my profit seeks... ahem prophecies.... [spoken] If you bought this album, read the fine print...You are now obligated to send a check or money order to the address you see on the back of this album. [silence followed by echoed shouting] DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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