The most ass run I have ever had

I swear bro this run has got to be the worst goddamn run I have ever had. So on May 16, 2026 I went up to Anaheim Hills for a UNAA run, I was excited because it was my first Regionals run, EVER. I was also CAMPING that morning and we arrived SUPER EARLY and I know that getting there early gives you a bunch of time to warm up but it's different with Ninja Warrior because you have to conserve your energy for your run. So while I was waiting for my turn to run I cooled down and my final result was.... 2 OUT OF 9 OBSTACLES COMPLETED. Yes i fail seven obstacles it the comp and my parents are like "You did great Bodhi" so if my parents said I did great that probably means I di- NO THIS RUN F*CKING SUCKED. So strap in grab some popcorn cause i'm gonna make you sit through this entire trainwreck of a run.