Raiding Dr Simon Clark with serious science questions

I once raided Simon with a question about centaurs, which he answered so well it became a tradition to raid him with increasingly ridiculous questions. Thank you Simon for being such a champ and always having a go at answering us with actual knowledge. We appreciate it!💕 Simon can be found answering the (actually) important questions on his channel -    / simonoxfphys   And he streams over on -   / drsimonclark