Melvins: With Yo Heart Not Yo Hands - Four Letter Woman - Anal Satan + Kaysam 78 RPM

MELVINS: -With Yo Heart, Not Yo Hands 00:00 -Four Letter Woman 04:35 -Anal Satan 6:34 KASAM TOYS 78 RPM STORIES: -Curly The Pooch 09:00 -Sorry The Hound 10:57 Today we're traveling back to pre-grunge 1990 with The Melvins (or sometimes just "Melvins" as is the case here)...with a sizeable cover of Malfunkshun's "With Your Heart Not Your Hands". I don't know much about Malfunkshun other than Andrew Wood of Mother Love Bone was a founding member (before MLB obviously) and comparing this version to the original (located at this link if curious:    • Malfunkshun - With yo' heart (not yo' hands)  ), I would think it was some band covering a Melvins song. There must have been some magic water going on in the early 80s up in the Pacific Northwest! Side B gives us authentic genuine Melvins fare in the form of Four Letter Woman which inadvertantly turns into Anal Satan, one of those "Stag" like entries that, by my account at least, is pretty infectious and why did nobody throw some lines or rhymes or spoken word or something over it? I'll dance to anything! Also, is that the infamous and immortal Cobain on the one message calling Jonathan (or someone) a prick? Priceless! From here, I wanted to offer a double shot, but what to pair this with? I don't have another Melvins 7-inch sorry. What I do have is what is seeminly an ultra rare copy of defunct Kaysam Toys' Curly The Pooch b/w Sorry The Hound. I have not dug deep, but all the same cannot find ANY info on Kaysam Toys, Kaysam Corp, or even year of release. Likely, possibly the 1950's. Discogs offers nothing under Frank Metis, Bonnie Murray, Voni, Kaysam...nada. I found an eBay listing where a much more beat up copy is asking $40 and another list of Kaysam vintage toys here: https://www.ebay.com/b/Kaysam-Other-V... So if you know ANYTHING, PLEASE leave a comment, hit subscribe, and for the love of your dog's health NEVER squeeze grapes over your dog's head. It will kill them. Dog's can't have grapes. Or onions for that matter. Instead, take the grapes, go over to Mr. Ballen's page at    / mrballen  , and throw them at his like button because he is both sadistic and his like button is a glutton for punishment. Then when the guilt settles in, calmly, slowly, come back here, and press your sweet sweet lips on the like button on this page...because your hands are full of grape juice, and we need you to press it but we can't take any chances either, food allergies are out of control these days. THANKS FOR READING THIS FAR! Originally releases: -MELVINS on Sympathy For The Record Industry in 1990 as SFTRI 81 -CURLY THE POOCH/SORRY THE HOUND on Kaysam Toy Records (no date available)