Locknote: Confessions of an Imposter - Rendle . - NDC London 2025

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Programming's Greatest Mistakes • Mark Rendle • GOTO 2023
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Programming's Greatest Mistakes • Mark Rendle • GOTO 2023

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Keynote: After the AI Hype – What’s Real, and What’s Next - Richard Campbell - 2026

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Zig 2026: No-AI Policy, $670K Foundation, Left GitHub & Why Zig Isn’t 1.0 - Andrew Kelley Explains

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Cryptography: The Weird Bits - Eli Holderness & Rendle . - NDC Copenhagen 2025

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The Complexity of Simplicity

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Turing Award Winner: Disagreeing with Google, Postgres, Future Problems | Mike Stonebraker

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Locknote - Rendle - Reasons To Be Cheerful: 0, 1, 2…

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Thirteen ways of looking at a Turtle - Scott Wlaschin - NDC London 2025

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How JavaScript Happened: A Short History of Programming Languages - Mark Rendle - NDC London 2024

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The Immutable Laws of Software and Life: Code Accordingly - Cory House - NDC Copenhagen 2025

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Where next, C#? - Mads Torgersen - NDC London 2025

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Andrej Karpathy: From Vibe Coding to Agentic Engineering w/ Stephanie Zhan

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Keynote session: The History of Programming - Mark Rendle [DevCon 2016]

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Casey Muratori – The Big OOPs: Anatomy of a Thirty-five-year Mistake – BSC 2025

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I Spent 18 Months Using Rust And Regret It

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Algorithms Demystified - Dylan Beattie - NDC Copenhagen 2025

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The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021

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Now more than ever: building reliable software in the age of agents | Ron Minsky | Bug Bash 2026

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Modern Architecture 101 for New Engineers & Forgetful Experts - Jerry Nixon - NDC Copenhagen 2025

Programming’s Greatest Mistakes - Mark Rendle - NDC Copenhagen 2022
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Programming’s Greatest Mistakes - Mark Rendle - NDC Copenhagen 2022