Calc Class (Thrift Shop Parody)

Lyrics and performances by Furquan Khaja, Jed Doman, Sashi Bodavula, and Will Jackson Photography and editing by John Ligtenberg Based on the song by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (Yes, there are some mistakes, but it was a rush job) LYRICS: Hey Wajima! Can we do some math? What what what what (many times) I'm gonna do some calc, Slope is 0 when the point is critical This is a must see, can't forget that plus-c When you solve for integrals Walk up into class, like what up I got the front spot Nah, I'm just pumped bout this calculator that I bought Pens in my pocket, looking so dang shiny All the smart ladies be like: Come sit by me Rollin' in, hella fast, we ain't tryin' to be the last Don't play around, this ain't the park man, Halifax Faced with a particle, askin' to find the t Prolly shoulda studied this, when's acceleration three? Pssssssshhhhhhhhhh Use the velocity (easy) Derivin' it, findin' it, bouta go and spit some rhyme in it Passin' up on these books that someone else's been writin' in Thriving, deriving Spinning graphs around the y line squeezing my sections finding the respect Imma do my homework now, imma do my homework now, nah for real, Its lunch time, i gotta do my homework now Pencils, paper, and my calculator Gonna take some notes so i can remember this for later I had a broken pencil, i used a broken pencil Got a 90 on the test, my parents praised me like a minstrel Hello, hello, my answer sheet es bueno But my spanish ain't got nothing on my math game, el no Math's sweet tastes like j e l o Im great at math eh I can't spell though Whatchu know bout takin integrals in your noggin Whatchu know bout nature? Call it natural loggin I'm solvin, I'm solvin, derivin' right through the interval First we learn to slice then learned it cylindrical Got Texas instruments with all these buttons Pluggin it in that AP im 5 star stuntin' I'm at the AP you can find me in that I'm that I'm that student stuck up in that section Test is a sample the problems are ample Sign that honor pledge no tampering and now i'll rock this mother function dT's the Time, so I clocked that mother function Hit differentials and I stop, hate that mother function They be like yo "l'hopita'ls pretty tight" I'm like yo "what....is...that" Limits of this division just taking both the derivatives Plugging it back it, look at that pretty quick I call that, as simple as it can get I call that, a mathematical trick This math's hella dope But forgetting that plus C on the antiderivative is a hella don't Gotta love the integral Opposite of derivative Pivotal and reciprocal Calculus magic, isn't it? Magic, isn't it? Wajimaaaaaa, doing caaaaaalc I'm gonna do some calc, Slope is 0 when the point is critical This is a must see, can't forget that plus-c When you solve for integrals First you put the function down Then comma dx now Put in your upper bound Finish wit dat lower bound X2 I'm gonna do some calc, Slope is 0 when the point is critical This is a must see, can't forget that plus-c When you solve for integrals