The Comprehensive Roast of Total Drama: Pahkitew Island

Nothing lasts forever. At its core, this is a video about change. It is about the growing pains felt by FreshTV as they lived past their glory days (or, what is generally considered their glory days). It is about my own growing pains as I became an adolescent. I'd even maybe argue it's about my audience's growing pains too; or well, it was at least a muse for me. Or maybe it's not that serious. Maybe it's an overly-detailed review of a kitschy TV season aimed at tweens. Maybe we should all chill out a little bit. Chapters: Prologue (Self-Portrait) // 00:00:00 Introduction (Dark switch1e) // 00:02:14 Background Knowledge (The Bottom of the Barrel) // 00:07:51 Episode 1 (So, Uh, This Is My Team?) // 00:18:02 Episode 2 (I Love You, Grease Pig!) // 00:46:26 Episode 3 (Twinning Isn't Everything) // 00:57:22 Episode 4 (I Love You, I Love You Knots) // 01:13:00 Episode 5 (A Blast from the Past) // 01:24:56 Episode 6 (Mo Monkey Mo Problems) // 01:44:59 Episode 7 (This Is the Pits!) // 02:01:37 Episode 8 (Three Zones and a Baby) // 02:15:00 Episode 9 (Hurl and Go Seek) // 02:27:28 Episode 10 (Scarlett Fever) // 02:46:04 Episode 11 (Sky Fall) // 03:11:30 Episode 12 (Pahk'd With Talent) // 03:23:26 Episode 13 (Lies, Cries and One Big Prize) // 03:36:56 Conclusion (We'll Always Have Paris) // 04:10:57 Tier List Video:    • My Total Drama: PahkItew Island Character ...   Thank you for all the artists, collaborators, and fellow creators who assisted in this video: ‪@ShallotHare‬ (animating the intro) ‪@dadsradplaid‬ (writing and directing of the switch1e 3 content) ‪@_Jacuto_‬ (Chris McLean impression) ‪@BHultra‬ (funeral celebrant) @sean.mcg on Instagram (portraying switch1e 3) @tymus192 on Twitter (animating the victory scene, the swanky new model for my dog character) Allison, for feedback on my script and being my other half Island Roast:    • The Comprehensive Roast of Total Drama Island   Action Roast:    • The Comprehensive Roast of Total Drama Action   World Tour Roast:    • The Comprehensive Roast of Total Drama Wor...   Revenge of the Island Roast:    • The Comprehensive Roast of Total Drama: Re...   All-Stars Roast:    • The Comprehensive Roast of Total Drama All...