Please Just Resign

Big thanks to ‪@ShirleySerban‬ for giving us permission to sing her songs. This is one of our favorites and was even more fun with our "choralography". We highly recommend ‪@ShirleySerban‬ for her wonderful, creative parodies. Link to the original    • Sweet Caroline for Donald Trump! Please Ju...   Please Just Resign (with choralography) Tune: Sweet Caroline (Kazoo Intro) Heads down until your turn to play kazoo What a sad man, (sad face with hands) Out to get all you can when (splayed hands, shrug) Grifting and golfing all day long (golf swing) Think that you’re King, But we all know you’re dumber (tap temple) And have achieved less than King Kong (pound chest) Hands, tiny hands (reach out with tiny hands on fingers), Reaching out, grab pussy, (cover crotch/show kitty plushies) Shame on you (wag finger) Please just resign, (arms up, sway back and forth, starting right to left) You have never made things good (No Good, No Good with fist punches) Out of your mind, (finger circle temple) You would be Pope (sign of the cross) if you could You always... Think you are right, (head shaking, finger wagging) We think you’re scared and lonely. Desperate to make the world love you (hands over heart) And does it hurt, When you’re mocked by world leaders (poking finger) Even your wife ignores you, too. (cover mouth and giggle) Harm. (wag finger) You just harm. (jabbing finger) Tweet and pout, (imitate phone texting) So guilty. (wag finger) Can’t stand you! (hands on hips) Kazoos similar to intro Please just resign, (arms up, sway back and forth, starting right to left) You have never made things good (No Good, No Good with fist punches) Out of your mind, (circle temple) You’d be Fuhrer if you could (mustache fingers upward to nose) Oh no, no (finger wag) Please just resign, (arms up, sway back and forth, starting right to left) You have never made things good (No Good, No Good with fist punches) Out of your mind, (circle temple) You would be God if you could (look up) Please just resign, (arms up, sway back and forth, starting right to left) Do the world a lot of good. Please just resign, (arms up, sway back and forth, starting right to left, Do the world a lot of good. You...know...you...should (wag finger)