Ты не знаешь, о чём фильм «Ночной дозор» (2004): как «Сумерки», только ещё тупее

Have you ever been recommended a great movie: it has an engaging description, a snazzy trailer, and the reviews are mostly positive, even the negative ones seem like they were written by simpletons, but something still stops you from watching it right now? Then this show is for you! Here, stand-up comedians Yegor Rudin and Sasha Stuk recount films to each other, and to you too, that they would likely never watch themselves. And they evaluate what they've seen. For those who haven't seen it, they've heard it. Basically, it's half summary, half review, half podcast... or simply a show called "You Don't Know What This Movie Is About." IN THIS EDITION: 00:00 What is the show "You Don't Know What This Movie Is About" 00:42 Why was "Night Watch" (2004) chosen? 02:59 Why Tarantino rated "Night Watch" highly 03:36 Why Lukyanenko lacks imagination 04:59 What is "Night Watch" about in a nutshell? 06:58 Film Summary. Part 1: "Once Upon a Time There Lived All Kinds of Scum..." 09:44 Film Summary. Part 2: "Anton Gorodetsky at the Witch's" 18:36 Film Summary. Part 3: "Vampire Hairdressers Go Hunting" 35:00 Film Summary. Part 4: "A Beaten Khabensky is Taken to the Wizards' Base" 37:40 Film Summary. Part 5: "A Funnel of Crows Appears" 42:14 Film Summary. Part 6 "Zhanna Friske Hunts a Vampire" 44:49 Movie Summary. Part 7 "Gorodetsky Is Given Olga the Owl" 51:24 Movie Summary. Part 8 "Gorodetsky and Olga the Owl Go to Guard the Boy" 1:04:05 Movie Summary. Part 10 "Gorodetsky Goes to Seduce the Witch" 1:05:52 Movie Summary. Part 11 "Vampires Kidnap the Kid" 1:09:06 Movie Summary. Part 12 "Gorodetsky Meets the Big Bad" 1:10:37 Movie Summary. Part 13 "Battle with the Final Boss of the Gym" 1:13:55 General Impressions of the Movie "Night Watch" 1:14:42 Alternate Ending of "Night Watch" 1:16:11 Why Watch "Night Watch" Is Worth Watching 1:16:42 What We Learn from "Night Watch" 1:17:09 Which is Better: "Twilight" or "Night Watch" 1:17:26 What Movie Will Be in the Next Episode 1:18:00 THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SHOW, Which You Shouldn't Miss We, Sasha Stuk and Egor Rudin, do all this and more. Enjoy watching) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💰SUPPORT THE CHANNEL WITH DONATION💰 ▪ Boosty (for Russian cards) — https://boosty.to/egor_rudin ▪ Patreon (for everyone else) —   / egor_rudin   ▪ One-time donation — https://msha.ke/money_for_rudin_and_stuk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLAYLIST WITH ALL SHOW EPISODES —    • [Ты не знаешь, о чём этот фильм]   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE — MORE CONTENT HERE: ▪ EGOR RUDIN'S Channel (with streams and more) —    / egorrudin   ▪ SASHA STUKA'S Channel (with stand-ups) —    / @sasha_stuk   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MUSIC IN THE VIDEO: ▪ Intro — Egor Rudin ▪ Ending Theme — TOPLIVO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OUR SOCIAL MEDIA: ▪ Instagram (Stuk) —   / stuk__   ▪ Telegram (Rudin) — https://t.me/egorrudin ▪ Twitter (Rudin) —   / rudenroll   ▪ Instagram (Rudin) —   / egor_rudein   #rudinstuk #you_don't_know_what_this_movie_is_about