Is Kylian Mbappe the Devil? (Sports Recap)

This is Alex's Sports Recap STORY #1 — Dictator Mbappé • Dictator Mbappé watching his team practice. • It's actually becoming more and more real. • He was sitting at the top of the bleachers watching. STORY #2 — LeBron To Spurs? • LeBron James to the Spurs? • His one year of mentorship would be great for Wemby. • But he needs to go back to Cleveland for one more year. • I mean, he really doesn't have to do anything. • It feels like RDJ returning to Marvel. STORY #3 — Balogun Owns America • Balogun is the most popular guy in the US. • Talk about how fun it was being in Santa Monica watching USA vs Australia. • The atmosphere was incredible. STORY #4 — Everyone Loves Japan • Everyone wants to see Japan win. • My friend Andre who is obsessed with Japanese girls just bought a whole Japan kit. • Japan might be the most loved team in the tournament. STORY #5 — Poor Ivory Coast • Ivory Coast lost. • Germany scored in extra time. • I always feel bad when underdogs lose. STORY #6 — Haiti Kit Guy • I met a guy with a Haiti kit on at the bar. • He pulled so many girls because people felt bad for him. • So many Brazilian girls came up to him and apologized for beating Haiti. ☕ STORY #7 — Subscriber Sip @NAMESKINDAMATTER • LeBron should realistically be averaging 2 points by now. • Somehow he's still averaging around 20. • That's ridiculous. 🫂 STORY #8 — Group Therapy AUSTRALIA FANS • Losing to the U.S. sucks. • I genuinely feel bad for them. SWEDEN FANS • Especially my friend Zander. • Losing to the Netherlands hurts. ALEX • Neymar is coming back against Scotland. • My friend sold our tickets because he thought Neymar wasn't going to play. • I need therapy. SCOTLAND FANS • Losing to Morocco sucks. • They seem so happy. • They need to keep drinking. STORY #9 — Dad Strength • Josh Allen named his first kid Harper. • He now has dad strength. • He is winning the Super Bowl. STORY #10 — Protect Ronaldo • Never talk bad about Ronaldo. • People are threatening Bruno Fernandes for not passing to him more. • The locker room has to be awkward. • Portugal drama is getting weird.