Cramer Chronicles: OLTL on March 10, 2010, Part 1

Clint sat in a booth at the Buenos Dias Café, and chatted on his phone with his attorney about the pre-nuptial agreement for his impending marriage to Kim. Kevin met his father and they talked about Kelly. Seizing the moment, Todd taunted Kevin about Kelly; Kevin socked him on the jaw, which was witnessed by Danielle. Danielle continued to be resistant to Todd's overtures to get to know him as her father. At the lunch counter, Kevin told his father it was time for him to go back to London and move on with his life. As Bo and Nora entered the restaurant, Clint told Kevin to stay in Llanview long enough to attend his wedding -- to Kimberly Andrews. The Buchanans were stunned to hear of Clint's engagement, but Kevin managed to take it in stride and agreed to be there for his father. As Kevin left for the mansion, Bo and Nora approached Clint and expressed concern about the impending marriage. After a cold encounter, Bo and Nora congratulated Clint and hastily exited the cafe. At the Buchanan mansion, two of Kim's oldest and dearest friends, Sin City strippers Laudine and Leah from Las Vegas. Laudine and Leah asked about Stacy, and received the tragic news that Ms. Morasco had died. Kim explained that she and Clint would raise Stacy's daughter together. Her friends were skeptical. Kevin entered the drawing room to meet his new stepmother. Laudine and Leah mistook Kevin for Clint, and were amused to learn Kim was about to become his "mother." Later, Kim found herself alone in the drawing room, and was examining the fine furniture. Clint's arrival shook her from her reverie. Clint asked Kim if she was ready to get married. Following Melinda's memorial service, the Cramer women returned to La Boulaie. As Dorian, Kelly, and Blair entered the living room, Dorian wondered aloud where Kevin had driven off to so quickly after the service, but Kelly seemed glad to be rid of her ex. When the doorbell rang, Dorian rushed off to answer it, while Kelly quietly prayed Kevin had not returned for another confrontation. Sensing her cousin's anxiety, Blair shut the living room doors and took her to task, asking why Kelly had turned down Kevin's marriage proposal. Blair didn't understand Kelly's choices; she and Kevin had raised Zane together for years despite Kelly's mistake with Duke. They'd gotten past that, so Blair wondered why they couldn't they find their way back to each other. Irritated, Kelly brought up Kevin's own mistake of sleeping with Blair, but Blair warned Kelly not to blame her personal problems on ancient history. Softening, Kelly explained that raising Zane had only sustained her and Kevin's bond for so long; with Zane in secondary school, there wasn't enough to keep them from falling apart. She needed to move forward with her life. In the foyer, Dorian answered the door and greeted Charlie. While he stopped by to offer condolences, Charlie warned Dorian not to go after Mitch again, as fighting violence with violence had already cost him everything, including a second chance with Viki, who wanted a divorce. In the living room, Kelly asked Blair if she was jealous of Todd spending time with other women, and Blair said she was over Todd for good. Blair wondered if her cousin was returning to London, but Kelly said no; Zane and Kevin had their own lives, and she needed to find a new path. Blair urged Kelly to give herself time to regroup, and Kelly considered doing just that, in Llanview. As Blair left to run errands, Kelly answered the front door and found Todd standing there, smiling at her. Téa arrived at Llanfair to see Viki, who told her she had need of Téa's legal skills to handle the Banks divorce. At Schuyler and Rachel's apartment, Schuyler agonized over how he'd let Téa and Rachel stretch the truth for him and conceal the oxytocin from the hospital board, and said he'd "squeaked by" on dishonesty. Schuyler asked what would become of Rachel and Greg's relationship if Dr. Evans learned Rachel was keeping her roommate's secrets. Just then, Greg arrived with news about the ethics hearing: Schuyler had been cleared of all charges due to lack of evidence. After Schuyler left,Greg said he knew that Schuyler had stolen the oxytocin, and he knew Rachel knew it too. At the hospital, Schuyler arrived for Sierra Rose but Eli stopped him. Instead, after reciting the litany of Schuyler's misdeeds to the judge, Elijah had obtained temporary custody for Gigi and Rex. Elijah ordered him to hand Sierra Rose over to Gigi. Desperate, Schuyler called Téa at Llanfair, and Téa told him she was on her way. As Gigi and Rex headed for the exit, Téa stopped them in their tracks, and told them they weren't going anywhere with Sierra Rose. 1-4 (Soap Central summary)