My roommate's "harmless prank" sent me into a coma for 6 years and now I'm coming for my revenge.

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I've cleaned crime scenes for 6 years. I just got sent to clean the address where my family lives.
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I've cleaned crime scenes for 6 years. I just got sent to clean the address where my family lives.

I was eating breakfast when my dad said we had maybe thirty seconds to leave before…
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I was eating breakfast when my dad said we had maybe thirty seconds to leave before…

In the library, someone passed me a note that said, "Get out now. He has a gun.ā€
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In the library, someone passed me a note that said, "Get out now. He has a gun.ā€

When I woke from my coma my family exclaimed, "you're AWAKE!?" [FULL STORY]
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When I woke from my coma my family exclaimed, "you're AWAKE!?" [FULL STORY]

The ice cream truck in our neighborhood plays music at 2 AM. I wish I hadn't followed it.
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The ice cream truck in our neighborhood plays music at 2 AM. I wish I hadn't followed it.

I Was A Homeless Teen Father At 16 — 20 Years Later, Their Lawyer Said To Me ā€œGood Morning, Prosecut
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I Was A Homeless Teen Father At 16 — 20 Years Later, Their Lawyer Said To Me ā€œGood Morning, Prosecut

Our principal announced a lockdown during the shooting, then said "It's just a prank!"
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Our principal announced a lockdown during the shooting, then said "It's just a prank!"

AFTER I PUNCHED MY WIFE'S BROTHER FOR POURING HOT SPAGHETTI ON MY HEAD AT THE FAMILY REUNION...
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AFTER I PUNCHED MY WIFE'S BROTHER FOR POURING HOT SPAGHETTI ON MY HEAD AT THE FAMILY REUNION...

I thanked my boss for a $2K bonus—he said it was $95K and someone had been skimming my pay.
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I thanked my boss for a $2K bonus—he said it was $95K and someone had been skimming my pay.

The defendant told me the judge would dismiss my testimony. I'm the judge hearing this case.
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The defendant told me the judge would dismiss my testimony. I'm the judge hearing this case.

I Came Proudly To My Brother’s Wedding As The Man Who Raised Him—Then I Froze When I Saw...
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I Came Proudly To My Brother’s Wedding As The Man Who Raised Him—Then I Froze When I Saw...

My wife smirked at the station—then the detective went pale when he realized who I was
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My wife smirked at the station—then the detective went pale when he realized who I was

My uncle’s $10M company went to whoever solved his code; they hired hackers, I used his old stories.
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My uncle’s $10M company went to whoever solved his code; they hired hackers, I used his old stories.

MY WIFE THE CEO THREW HER PEN ON THE FLOOR AT THE BOARD MEETING AND SAID ā€˜PICK IT OFF THE GROUND...
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MY WIFE THE CEO THREW HER PEN ON THE FLOOR AT THE BOARD MEETING AND SAID ā€˜PICK IT OFF THE GROUND...

At The Family Meeting, My Dad Cut Me Off — Then My Assistant Called "Ceo"
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At The Family Meeting, My Dad Cut Me Off — Then My Assistant Called "Ceo"

On My Flight To Scotland, My Mom Sent 31 Texts Telling Me To Cancel... - Reddit Family Tales
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On My Flight To Scotland, My Mom Sent 31 Texts Telling Me To Cancel... - Reddit Family Tales

My Stepmother Smiled At My Father's Will Reading And Told Me I Was Getting Nothing From...
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My Stepmother Smiled At My Father's Will Reading And Told Me I Was Getting Nothing From...

My brother thought 2 minutes underwater was funny. I spent 2 years unconscious. Now I seek revenge.
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My brother thought 2 minutes underwater was funny. I spent 2 years unconscious. Now I seek revenge.

[FULL STORY] My husband's April Fools' joke made me lose our baby.
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[FULL STORY] My husband's April Fools' joke made me lose our baby.

My boyfriend told me to stop being so sensitive. He lost it when I stopped reacting entirely.
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My boyfriend told me to stop being so sensitive. He lost it when I stopped reacting entirely.