M4A Cryptid raids your fridge at night ASMR Roleplay (Caught speaker) (listener doesn't give a)

You hear rattling coming from your kitchen at night, so naturally you go down to ensure the safety of your cheese hoard. When you open the door you find a nine foot tall creature sticking its nose into your fridge and trying to make off with your Panda Express.... Thank god it is the weekend. Script by Minimaximize on reddit. I couldn't find them, so if you somehow can, please forward this to them and tell them they have a fill.