Tik Tok (A Mother's Parody)

A mother's take on Ke$ha's catchy tune Tik Tok. This recording is based on actual events. *Karaoke track purchased from Karaoke Hitz on iTunes *Lyrics written by MiHa Wake up every morning feeling like a zombie I never get the sleep I need My life is just too busy Gotta wake my son, brush his teeth Make sure his backpack's packed And when he gets on that bus Can't wait till he gets back But there's diapers to be changed, changed Beds to rearrange, range Breakfast to be made, made Then I gotta hit that dirty laundry Dishes need to be cleaned Then try to make some time to study Just stop, get your socks Hey, who left the toilet up? For once can I trust you won't drive your mother nuts? Tick Tock, on the dot Time to pick your brother up and then oh oh, uh oh Can't stop, I still got some time to make it rock Who said being mom, doesn't count as a real job I got quite a lot and I'll give it all I've got So oh oh, uh oh Your underwear don't go there Oh, I love what you made me Don't got a lot in the cupboards But we got macaroni Now just sit down, lets say prayers Will you just take a seat? But all I hear from their mouths is Eat, eat, eat Gotta get that scrubbed before it stains, stains Play with little trains, trains Try to work my brains, brains Night, night its happy-mommy-nap-time Spend a little time makin' rhymes Time to take a quiz online, another quiz online Just stop, get your socks Hey, who left the toilet up? For once can I trust you won't drive your mother nuts? Tick Tock, at the bank Who put lotion in the tank, no oh oh, uh oh Can't stop, I still got some time to make it rock Who said being mom, doesn't count as a real job I got quite a lot and I'll give it all I've got So oh oh, uh oh I'll pick you up when you fall down I'll fix you up, I'm your mommy With your hands up and you calling me I'll never leave, no you got me I'll pick you up when you fall down I'll fix you up, I'm your mommy With your hands up, I can't get enough I can't get enough I know you won't fall asleep 'til I tuck you in Don't stop, I cannot be something that I'm not You know, that for me there's no place else I'd rather be Tick Tock on the clock Its time to turn the lights off oh oh, uh oh Can't stop, I still got some time to make it rock Who said being mom, doesn't count as a real job I got quite a lot and I'll give it all I've got So oh oh, uh oh