Can You Beat Slay the Spire WITHOUT Playing a SINGLE Card?

Slay the Spire is a card game. So how about we beat it, without playing ANY cards. Surely that can't be possible. Right? ;) 0:00 - Way too long intro (Skip if you know StS) 5:51 - Actual Challenge Run Sorry about not posting for a while, but I'm back now! Hopefully at least. Thanks for watching! Music (In Order): New Donk City: Daytime - Super Mario Odyssey OST Steam Gardens (Super Mario Odyssey) (Night) - Mario Kart World OST 39 - BIG SHOT - Deltarune Chapter 2 OST Super Bell Hill - Super Mario 3D World OST Price - Persona 5 OST Donkey Kong Country Returns - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate OST Slider (Super Mario 64) - Mario Kart World OST Gear Getaway - Donkey Kong Country Returns OST Super Mario 64 Bob-omb BattleField (Big Band) (Super Mario 64) - Mario Kart World OST Steam Gardens - Super Mario Odyssey OST Masked Dedede - Kirby Triple Deluxe Music OST Chainlink Charge - Super Mario 3D World OST Stardust Speedway Zone Act 2 - Sonic Mania OST King Dedede's Theme (Brawl) - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate OST Life Will Change (Instrumental Version) - Persona 5 OST

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