A Whole New School (A Whole New World Parody) - Stony Brook Medicine Class of 2022

In honor of the renaming of Stony Brook School of Medicine to the Renaissance School of Medicine at Stony Brook University, the class of 2022 presents “A Whole New School,” a parody of “A Whole New World” by ZAYN and Zhavia Ward from Aladdin (2019). We hope you enjoy. Official Closed Captioning is available for this video. Lyrics: I can show you our school Shining, busy, confusing Tell me first year, now when did You last visit the outside? I can open your mind Take you patient to patient Update your vaccinations On this magic gurney ride A whole new school A new building we barely use No one knows where to go Or what it’s for We just know that it’s freezing A whole uworld Confusing words I never knew But as I study here It’s crystal clear That I don’t have a clue what’s wrong with you Should I treat with Beta blockers? Unbelievable signs Palpitations and jaundice Greasy stools, and dark urine Is your bilirubin high? Clinicals! Oh there’s blood everywhere A hundred symptoms we don’t know (Hold your breath; it’s valsalva) I’m only a student doc I’m still so far I’ve only got like 8 more years of school A First Aid world A hundred pages to go through I'll read them anywhere No time to spare All these acronyms have me confused [Dance Break] Stony Brook (No, Renaissance) All these anki cards to review So Many Slides to Know But lectures too slow Speed it up to 2.0 A whole new class (Every slide, a surprise) New organ system, I’m confused! (What specialty’s better) I’ll figure out my life Let’s roll the dice Oh my life! Hope it goes right Let’s explore this whole new school with you A whole new school (A whole new school) That’s where we’ll be (Come learn with me) A thrilling place (A wondrous place) For you and me