PKA 402 with Dck Masterson - Drinking Episode, Tess Holliday Fat Hate, Kyle Exceeds Expectations

Sponsors: https://www.lumosity.com/PKA https://tombraider.square-enix-games.... http://www.monsterhunterworld.com/ https://smartmouth.com/PKA Guest Social Medias: Twitter:   / imwithdick   Website: http://thedickshow.com/ Patreon:   / thedickshow   Support PKA on Patreon:   / pka   Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com Timeline by LegitRage Discuss the Episode on the PKA Subreddit!   / pka   Finished PKA 402? Share your thoughts in the survey! https://goo.gl/forms/fPQ0neKbzbTDZZDT2 0:00:00 - Kyle introduces sponsors & Ad Read: Monster Hunter 0:00:47 - The guys take Drink #1, Woody shows off his shot glass car 0:04:00 - Alcohol talk: Dick’s tequila intolerance & setting gunpowder alight 0:06:43 - The Dick-Maddox feud continues, now the police are involved! 0:12:02 - Boxing talk: Logan Paul vs KSI, Dick vs Maddox & who would the PKA guys box? 0:23:02 - Woody left the show for more than 5 mins, thus Drink #2 occurs 0:24:29 - Kyle’s blackout drunkenness on PKA 382 & fondness for Elayna (Video) 0:39:15 - Dick’s Mexican heritage & Mexico leading the way for NA weed legalisation 0:43:30 - We watched a video together so it’s time for Drink #3 & Woody’s fancy water vase 0:49:21 - Confused Chinese couple got incorrectly intimate for years & couldn’t conceive 0:52:25 - PKA indulges in some casual discrimination, that means Drink #4 folks! 0:55:24 - Ad Read: Squarespace 0:56:31 - Kyle’s enlightens Dick on his Tilk business 0:58:51 - Mark Cuban is the only worthwhile Shark on Shark Tank, the rest are low tier 1:00:18 - PKA 398’s conspiracy theory segment & are flat earthers just trolls? 1:04:27 - Kyle’s drunkenness is setting in meanwhile Dick is just getting started 1:06:24 - Drink #5 and how Taylor chipped his tooth after the last drinking episode 1:13:09 - Video: Woman poops herself while carpooling in an Uber 1:16:54 - The last times that Dick, Taylor & Woody pooped themselves 1:28:03 - The time that Dick pooped in his dad’s pair of underwear 1:29:42 - Video: Woody poops himself while paramotoring, forcing an emergency landing 1:31:16 - How to improve the US Congress & lazy American politicians 1:33:21 - Ad Read: Smart Mouth 1:34:44 - Alcohol talk: Kyle’s Bloody Mary mix & Dick’s drinking expertise 1:40:23 - Cosmopolitan is now promoting obese women as attractive 1:43:59 - Woody proposes Drink #6 and is Woody a Baby Boomer? 1:46:17 - Return to making fun of the obese Cosmopolitan “model” Tess Holliday 1:54:51 - Would the guys rather be 110 lbs overweight or look like Casey Neistat? 1:56:02 - Fitness talk: Kyle’s extreme diet, Dick’s weight & Taylor’s muscles 1:59:32 - Taylor challenges Dick to a headbutting fight 2:01:18 - The PKA guys’ heritage and what impact did America really have on WWII? 2:04:14 - Ad Reads: Lumosity & Shadow of the Tomb Raider 2:09:25 - Drinks #7 and #8 because Woody coughed & Kyle used the F word 2:16:15 - PKA doing public meetups (Paintball trips, Hangouts & more) 2:24:19 - Kyle has drank so much vodka, Taylor calls Drink #9 2:29:18 - People are boycotting In-N-Out burger for supporting GOP candidates 2:31:32 - Snapchat hacker renames New York & Cop gets jailed for wounding 15 year old 2:33:56 - Video: A beautiful ride of PKA (no audio) 2:39:41 - Kyle updates us on Jeremy and his plethora of children 2:41:01 - Eddie Murphy’s 12 children and /r/Childfree 2:42:51 - Kyle is completely hammered 2:44:46 - PKA lets loose: Kyle thinks paramotoring is dumb 2:47:26 - What would the guys do in a Purge scenario? And how to rob a bank 2:50:38 - Ad Read: Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate 2:52:55 - Has Dick ever considered cutting his sticky ugly hair? 2:54:29 - Dick gets flummoxed when Taylor asks about his girlfriend (Maddox’s ex) 3:12:42 - Could Taylor beat Captain America in a fight? And BS superhero stats 3:18:51 - Dick’s plans to take Maddox to small claims court 3:20:32 - It’s Drink #10 boys however it’s a double for Woody! 3:24:10 - Building a wall? Nah mate, build a moat to stop the Mexicans 2:26:44 - Kyle finishes his fifth of vodka, Taylor ranks the hairstyles on PKA 3:30:29 - Kyle grabs another fifth of vodka, the guys do Drink #11 (12 for Woody) 3:33:50 - Taylor vaping and Kyle’s cigarette preferences 3:39:01 - Good looking Tgirls, fat people hate & maybe Hitler was right 3:42:22 - Dick fighting Taylor, Woody and Kyle & Dick’s boxing experience 3:48:22 - How Woody and Kyle prepped for the drinking endeavour by eating a lot 3:50:20 - How much would the guys pay to get naughty with Elayna? 3:56:42 - More Dick vs Maddox rivalry talk: Lawsuits, Marvel knowledge & more 4:01:52 - Kyle and Woody want food so badly, Woody calls it a show 4:03:15 - Outro Ad Read: Shadow of the Tomb Raider