Ryanair Bag Size Song: They Measured My Bag | Funny Airport Shanty

One bag. One gate. One merciless metal cage. A funny airport sea shanty about budget airlines, cabin bag rules, baggage fees, boarding queues, and the terrible moment they ask you to measure your suitcase. From The Bitter Tide: Summer Watch, where every holiday begins with hope and ends with an unexpected charge. AI-assisted. Finished by hand. The tide keeps coming. We keep singing. #SeaShanty #Ryanair #AirportSong #TravelHumour #TheBitterTide