Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton at PAX 2007

Live song by Jonathan Coulton at the PAX convention in Seattle, WA. == Lyrics == Hey ya Tom its Bob from the office down the hall Its good to see you buddy how've ya been Things have been okay for me except that i'm a zombie now I'd really wish you'd let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hessate to submit to our demands But heres a FYI you're all gonna die screaming All we wanna do is eat your brains Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes All we wanna do is eat your brains Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains I dont wanna nitpick Tom but is this really your plan Spend your whole life locked inside a mall Maybe thats ok for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns And you'll have to make the call Not surpised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom thats what I do and I plan on eating you slowly All we wanna do is eat your brains Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes All we wanna do is eat your brains Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains I'd like to help you Tom in anyway I can I sure appreciate the way your working with me I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am, I guess I am Got another meeting Tom maybe we could wrap it up Know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell We'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open All we wanna do is eat your brains Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes All we wanna do is eat your brains Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains