Don’t Touch Him, He’s My Mate,” the Alien Warrior Woman Protects Her Human Man | HFY Best Stories

Don’t Touch Him, He’s My Mate,” the Alien Warrior Woman Protects Her Human Man | HFY Best Stories The Lethani Coordinating Fleet had seven vessels, four hundred and sixty crew, and a patrol command deck full of very confident alien officers — and they spent two and a half hours laughing at the lone human contractor who showed up in a twenty-six-year survey charter with no escort, no weapons, and apparently no idea who she was dealing with. They weren't wrong about the vessel. They were wrong about everything else. A first-person HFY comedy about what happens when you perform for an audience that's required by contract to record the whole show. #hfy #humanityfuckyeah #scifi #scifistory #aliens #aliensmockhumans #aliensregret #funnyhfy #hfystory #deadpan #humansarescary #hfycomedy #humansvs #aliensinvasion #scificomedy #firstcontact #hfynarrated #hfyreddit #humansareawesome #spaceopera #scifihumor #alienhumor #humanmilitary #hfyshorts #galacticfederation #corridorwars #solocontractor #bureaucracywins #relayprotocol #commsrelay #bioluminescentaliens #spacesurvey #wryhumor #dryscifi #quietwin hfy story, humanity fuck yeah, funny sci fi story, comedy hfy, aliens mock humans, aliens regret mocking humans, aliens underestimate humans, aliens laugh at human, human solo contractor, human no fleet, lone human spacecraft, alien patrol fleet, alien bioluminescent, alien command deck, disputed sector, mineral survey, comms relay, open channel broadcast, alien tactical data, protocol wins, bureaucracy hfy, deadpan human, calm human, human never gloats, funny alien invasion story, alien embarrassment, alien recalibration, sci fi comedy story, hfy first person, human competence, standard procedure wins, alien overconfidence, alien fleet versus one human, solo survey vessel, geophysicist hfy, wry hfy story, understated hfy, hfy narrator woman, human female protagonist scifi