The Indianapolis Colts: Professional Football's Glue Factory

Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge. Time to put on your safety gear, this one gets a little gnarly inside. Welcome t the Glue Factory, home to a graveyard of football talent, both past and present. This year is, once again, a busy year for the slaughterhouse, but to truly understand what ails the Colts, you need backstory: a lot of backstory. Witness the horrors of this organization for yourself. Viewer discretion is advised.