Andy Hodgson has good fun selling cashmillon round jumpers on Bid TV

Andy Hodgson wonders if Sophie is suffering from wind caused by eating a Scotch egg, as he had a scotch egg earlier but thought it would have broken down by now in the manner of Alan Partridge in the I'm Alan Partridge episode To Kill A Mocking Alan, highlights that buying with him saves a trip to Harvey Nichols in Leeds, is filling up with emulsion at the realisation that Sophie hasn't dated for five years, can see Linda in Scarborough wearing these jumpers on a day trip to Whitby then an afternoon in Filey, details how these jumpers are suitably posh for Wilmslow and Marple where his Auntie lived and knows that beggars can't be choosers and Sophie should be well up for a blind date with Peter Simon, despite the possibility of having to mop up the Double Dare host's dribble whilst selling 3 Pack Cashmillon Round Jumper - Colour Black/Blue/Lilac In Size Large To Fit 14/16 from the Clearance File on Bid TV in June 2006. It's all happening tonight.