50 Of The Funniest Messages Found Inside Fortune Cookies

When you see a fortune cookie, it's not the cookie you're craving, it's the fortune. I mean, there are plenty of baked desserts but how many of them can reveal your future? Or the lack of it? Some of these messages, however, are so surprising, they catch people completely off-guard. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest phrases ever found in fortune cookies to prove that Confucius isn't behind all of them. From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who discovered these messages definitely had a hard time swallowing them. Scroll down to read the hilarious list and upvote your favorite entries! Hello there! You are on Tele Stills. It’s our goal to provide you with something positive, funny, exciting, entertaining or in some unexpected way fascinating every day. Subscribe and stay tuned so that you don’t miss your daily portion of awesome. UDATES TWICE A DAY!!! at least.. SUBSCRIBE to Tele Stills:    / @telestills2464   Tele Stills on SOCIAL: » Follow Tele Stills on Twitter:   / telestills   » Like Tele Stills on Facebook:   / tele-stills-190827894863801   » Connect with Tele Stills on Google+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/116033542... Other videos by Tele Stills: It’s Unbelievable How Much This ‘Scary’ Dog Changed In 8 Months After Being Rescued From The Streets    • It’s Unbelievable How Much This ‘Scary’ Do...   54 Dirty Adult Jokes Hidden In Cartoons That You Totally Missed As A Kid    • 54 Dirty Adult Jokes Hidden In Cartoons Th...   100 Hilarious Times Shops Employees Surprised Customers With Their Sense Of Humor    • 100 Hilarious Times Shops Employees Surpri...   Hilariously Relatable Comics About Everyday Struggles And Various Topics By Adam Ellis Part 2    • Hilariously Relatable Comics About Everyda...   Conceptual Vector Style Illustrations by Jan Siemen That Will Make You Look Twice janillustrates    • Conceptual Vector Style Illustrations by J...   Hilariously Relatable Comics About Everyday Struggles And Various Topics By Adam Ellis Part 1    • Hilariously Relatable Comics About Everyda...   Funny Amusing Comics about Girls' Everyday Problems by Comicada, Anastasia Ivanova    • Funny Amusing Comics about Girls' Everyday...   Creative And Clever illustrations With Most Unexpected Turns By Shanghai Tango. Part 2    • Creative And Clever illustrations With Mos...   Artist Stephen Brusche Transforms Bananas Into Works Of Art, The Result Is Awesome. Part 2    • Artist Stephen Brusche Transforms Bananas ...   Artist Stephen Brusche Transforms Bananas Into Works Of Art, The Result Is Awesome. Part 1    • Artist Stephen Brusche Transforms Bananas ...   Creative And Clever illustrations With Most Unexpected Turns By Shanghai Tango. Part 1    • Creative And Clever illustrations With Mos...   Hidden Parallel Worlds Of Everyday Puddles Captured in Stunning Photos    • Hidden Parallel Worlds Of Everyday Puddles...   36 People Who Took Extreme Revenge On Cheaters    • 36 People Who Took Extreme Revenge On Chea...   24 of The Most Hilarious and Cringiest Prom Pics and Photos    • 24 of The Most Hilarious and Cringiest Pro...   30+ Honest Illustrations Proving The World Has Changed For the Worse    • 30+ Honest Illustrations Proving The World...   20 Fun WTF Facts Nobody Believes That Are Actually True    • 20 Fun WTF Facts Nobody Believes That Are ...   36 Most Extreme and Isolated Houses in the World    • 36 Most Extreme and Isolated Houses in the...