MY OFFICIAL RANKING OF EVERY EUROVISION 2023 SONG | WITH COMMENTS | ESC 2023 ALL ENTRIES

In this video I ranked all 37 entries of the Eurovision song contest 2023 based entirely on my own personal preferences. I saw a youtube user write this in a comment about "who the hell is edgar" and I found it very thought provoking, so I urge everyone to read it. You can thank ‪@itsjxomusic‬ for this comment and give them a subscribe if you feel like it. " [regarding the song "who the hell is edgar"] "There's a ghost in my body and he is a lyricist" "Oh Mia Padre, There's a ghost in my body" They are taking a shot at the industry. A lot of artist's today will use Ghostwriters who will produce or write music and get a little amount in revenue whilst the artist gets a decent cut for performing it. They also use their song as a way to demonstrate this. In today's industry, you could make the most meaningful song but cover it with Electro or dance and bam... It's a worldwide hit and people miss the actual meaning. So, they did the same by making this fun, quirky pop track that you miss the actual meaning behind the song. "What's your IPI? Where's the A&R? Girl, call Universal, you're about to be a star" IPI is a digital barcode that a A&R team recieve when content is made. It determines how much royalty the Producer, Writer, Artist and Label will receive. In most cases, again, the producer and label receive the most whilst the songwriter and artist receive hardly anything. They take a shot at Universal Music group as they are known to take MASSIVE chunks from artists and also not give their artist's any creative control over their music or sound. It's sarcasm. You'll become a star and be rich, but it'll come at a price, basically! "Zero dot zero zero three Give me two years, and your dinner will be free" Most streaming sites will pay a artist 0.003 in revenue every stream. This lyric actually hits so hard. All they could afford is cheap champagne and after two years, they'd finally make a small profit. Unless you're a massive artist pulling in millions of plays each month, you will hardly see a profit from your song and will have to wait a few years before you can just about afford a meal. It's a strong message to display just how much the industry and streaming sites do not value the work or content of hard working artists. This is why she then says "At least it pays to be funny". Comedians make more money than hard working songwriters and artists!! Let that sink in. In the second half of the video, they dress up as men delivering the song to a board of record executives. This is because men's work is often listened to more and released whilst women's hard work goes unnoticed or unfavoured. You then see them get arrested for impersonation and taken to prison. This is because they are trying to display the message, it would be so much easier to be a man in the industry than be a woman. VERY CLEVER what they did there. This song is ART. It's not even a song at this point. It deserves recognition for how amazing it is. It's such a fun, quirky song with such a deep and powerful message. I hope Europe research it because I NEED Them to understand. It's not a joke entry and this deserves a final place 😭 I hope this helps to anyone reading and you can now fully appreciate this masterpiece even more!!! " - end of quote. Thank you ‪@itsjxomusic‬ :) "The Eurovision Song Contest 2023 is the upcoming 67th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest. It is set to take place in Liverpool, United Kingdom, after Ukraine, winner of the 2022 contest with the song "Stefania" by Kalush Orchestra, was unable to meet the demands of hosting the event due to security concerns caused by the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Organised by the European Broadcasting Union and host broadcaster the British Broadcasting Corporation on behalf of the Public Broadcasting Company of Ukraine, the contest will be held at the Liverpool Arena, and will consist of two semi-finals on 9 and 11 May, and a final on 13 May 2023. The three live shows will be presented by British singer Alesha Dixon, British actress Hannah Waddingham and Ukrainian singer Julia Sanina, with Irish television presenter Graham Norton joining for the final. Thirty-seven countries will participate in the contest, with Bulgaria, Montenegro and North Macedonia ceasing their participation, mainly due to the economic impact of the 2021–2023 global energy crisis." I own none of the music used in this video, all songs can be found on the official eurovision song contest youtube channel. Due to copyright this video is geoblocked in Russia and Belarus. Use a VPN to watch or move country :) Chapters: 0:00 intro 0:15 37 0:32 36 0:51 35 1:09 34 1:27 33 1:48 32 2:08 31 2:25 30 2:39 29 3:00 28 3:15 27 3:30 26 3:49 25 4:11 24 4:31 23 4:46 22 5:02 21 5:18 20 5:38 19 5:58 18 6:17 17 6:35 16 6:53 15 7:15 14 7:33 13 7:49 12 8:17 11 8:45 TOP TEN 9:15 NINE 9:47 EIGHT 10:06 SEVEN 10:39 SIX 11:18 TOP FIVE 11:55 FOUR 12:26 TOP THREE 13:08 SECOND PLACE 13:26 WINNER 14:36 closing remarks