Boyfriend Makes You Sit On His Lap While Gaming (Forehead Kisses) (M4F) (Sleep Aid) Boyfriend ASMR

GANG WSG! Idky people say running is fun. It's not. I feel like I've rambled about this before but I can't remember what I said, so I'm gonna go on another ramble. Firstly, running ruins your knees. Secondofly, I can't even run for more than like 39 seconds. Fourthly, I run like I'm a flopping fish. I know what you're thinking. You missed number 3. That's because the idea ran outta my head (cue laughing audience noises hehehehe) I'm saying this cause yesterday I decided to run a 5k. Idky, I just saw the sun out, I watched some reel about weightloss and I thought I was David Goggins. So in my full fashion, I wore some old shoes, a tank top and joggers and hit the road. Now, here's one little issue no one tells you about running: So I start and I'm sweating and huffing and puffing and practically dying from my mitochondria being depleted in every cell, but after a toiling 30 minutes I complete my 5k. I was so happy because I hate running and so this was an accomplishment of doing something I didn't enjoy. And then when the wave of happiness and dopamine washes over, I'm like okay time to go home. Uno problemo porfavor. I'm 5KM away from home. Sensational. You could not write this. I forgot that you have to also walk back home and did not factor this in my plan. Gang, I had to walk back 5KM after drowing in a pool of my sweat, in the scorching heat, can you imagine how stupid I felt. I wanted to cry. Worst of all, I was in the middle of nowhere so I couldn't even get a bus back home I had to walk that shit. I wanted to call rescue or some shit but imagine being like my bad pookie, I just ran to death and I cba to walk home. Also like I was in the middle of nowhere. If some serial killer showed up and thought, "hey this guy has a big bunda, let me do something" what would I do? Run? I was in a compromising position gang. Anyway, it took me like an hour and a bit to get back and I've just been in such a pissy mood ever since lol, like I just feel so stupid and I don't think I'm ever gonna run again. Ever. Fuck that. I decided to eat a whole tub of ice cream in anger, and that ruined the whole point of even going for a run so I just wasted all of my Saturday. Weak man, am I. I also did my first ever muscle up! I didn't tell anyone, y'all are the first to know about this :3 But, somehow I did it so bad that I managed to bruise my wrists. But a win is a win. I've tried doing it again, but somehow I've been unable to. It's really annoying me. Like, I literally just did it 2 days ago, wym I can't anymore. Also guys, I’m sorry for the short talking in this audio. This is a backup I found in my drafts. I woke up early today to record and guess what. As soon as I start the recording, everyone in my family decided to wake up. Like at 6AM on a Sunday. Are yall following some celebrity routine simultaneously and didn’t tell me?? I was frustrated as it meant I couldn’t record anything for you guys. Im sorry. I’ll be trying my best to record a super long and super good audio for you guys I promise. Love you.