Gothic Blonde - Dear Dumbass

Gothic Blonde - Original Lyrics and Compositions by Johanez Johnston Copyright 2026 Aberdare Multimedia The Gothic Blondes Johanez Johnston Azrielle Benoit Holly Mason Madeline Fraser HeiRan Knight Dear Dumbass [Verse 1] Dear Dumbass, you got in the fray. You tripped on the sidewalk again today, Thought the sign said pull, you pushed anyway, Your coffee’s now painting your shirt gray, Wake up, my friend, it’s a brand-new cliché. [Refrain] You’re just a walking disaster, A legendary screw-up headmaster. We laugh at you, not with you, traitor. Keep shining, you glorious mess-maker, You're just another chaos creator! [Verse 2] Dear Dumbass, you're still banging the gong. You argued with Google for half the night long, Swore that two plus two equals five, you were strong, Now your phone’s in the toilet where it don’t belong, Einstein is spinning, he’s writing a song. [Refrain] You’re just a walking disaster, A legendary screw-up headmaster. We laugh at you, not with you, traitor. Keep shining, you glorious mess-maker, You're just another chaos creator! [Verse 3] Dear Dumbass, you're just a schmuck. You bought crypto with your last forty bucks, Sold it later while yelling - good luck. Your wallet is crying, your ego is stuck, Next time just throw your cash to some ducks. [Refrain] You’re just a walking disaster, A legendary screw-up headmaster. We laugh at you, not with you, traitor. Keep shining, you glorious mess-maker, You're just another chaos creator! [Verse 4] Dear Dumbass, you took the bait. You hit reply-all on that secret complaint, Now the whole office knows your secret saint, Your face is tomato, your future is faint, Hide in the bathroom and try to repent. [Refrain] You’re just a walking disaster, A legendary screw-up headmaster. We laugh at you, not with you, traitor. Keep shining, you glorious mess-maker, You're just another chaos creator! [Verse 5] Dear Dumbass, you've got half a brain. You mixed up the salt with the sugar again, Your cookies taste like the sea and regret, But still you keep grinning through the pain, That’s why we loath the whole mess. [Refrain] You’re just a walking disaster, A legendary screw-up headmaster. We laugh at you, not with you, traitor. Keep shining, you glorious mess-maker, You're just another chaos creator!