How the USA WILL WIN the 2026 World Cup

The United States is going to win the 2026 World Cup. I'm just kidding. There's no way we can do that. But I live here, so I'm legally and emotionally obligated to walk you through why we might. Pochettino's back-five-that's-allowed-to-blitz, Pulisic in the form of his life, a striker who matched Mbappé that nobody talks about, a Harvard keeper who saves penalties for fun — and three very real cracks held together with tape. This one's special: it's my team. I tried to be an adult about it. I mostly failed. CHAPTERS 0:00 — Why not us? (he said it three times) 1:11 — The chalkboard: a wall of five, two guys fly 2:34 — The guys who steal games 3:34 — Group D: a schedule built in a lab 4:13 — Honest hat on: the three cracks 5:50 — The verdict (+6000 and a dream) Part 19 of 20 — breaking down every World Cup contender, one confidently unqualified take at a time. Recorded before the opener, because deadlines are real and so is the group stage. As always: I don't know ball. #USMNT #WorldCup2026 #Pulisic