Alone In The Dark | I Found The WORST Horror Movie EVER Made

Alone in the Dark is the worst Horror movie EVER MADE!!! And just for you I watched it 8 times so I could make this video... and I still can't yell you what this movie is about. From the opening scene where we have scrolling text that tries to explain the background to the movie all the way to the very end this movie is... bad, awful, the worst, terrible... more words for bad. The most surprising part of this movie is the cast with Christian Slater as the lead, and Stephen dorff and Tara Reed as his costars. Them along with the fact this is based off of the video game series of them same name must be how Uwe Boll got 20 Million dollars for this heep. With the actors and budget they could have had something good, but somewhere someone dropped the script in the toilet and all the words blurred from the turd water and we ended up with this. I'm sure the new Alone in the Dark game will be much better than whatever this was. And it still makes me mad that I can't describe what this movie is about because it just doesn't make any sense. But if you're reading this, first off have an extra blessed day, and second off you try to tell me what in the world happened in this movie. Like short and concise explain the basic premise... I'll be here waiting. Also if you want to watch it for yourself here on youtube you can:    • Video