Historian Expert on Ancient Masturbation - Ep. 69

👏See each episode early and get access to an EXCLUSIVE podcast via Patreon:   / foreheadfables   👏Featuring: ‪@toldinstone‬ Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants: https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Statues-... 0:00 - intro 0:59 - toldinstone 5:32 - Cranking for All Eternity 13:08 - Shitty Music 14:35 - Epstein Was a Greek 17:48 - Dungeons & Disappointment 21:01 - Archeology is Actually Boring 29:39 - Future Historians Should Quit 32:57 - Assassins Creed IRL 34:58 - Lost Books 41:25 - Roman Clout 44:00 - Sam Realizes He's an Asshole 48:33 - Gladiator Joffrey 54:53 - Weirdo Dad 1:05:59 - Teenage Kings 1:11:10 - Freak Orgies 1:13:51 - Professional Bullshitters 1:46:02 - Buy the Book 1:54:47 - Shitty Kings and Boxing Murder 1:59:21 - Still Better Than Detroit 2:07:17 - Ancient Books 2:14:31 - Outside 2:23:27 - Poob Bonds Over Books 2:29:04 - D&D / YouTube Sleep schedule/estate sales 2:38:20 - How Much of History is Wrong? 2:43:36 - Wrapping it Up 👏EDITED BY ‪@Stalltt‬   / stalltt   👏Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): http://hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables 👏Main Channel: ‪@GeneralSam‬   / generalsam123   👏Poobs Stream: ‪@poobtube‬   / papapoob