Everything Wrong with Triathletes

Triathletes, this one's for you... or against you. Andrew and Bryan spend the episode playfully roasting everything from Ironman obsession and expensive gear to aero helmets, transition chaos, nutrition strategies, and the endless pursuit of marginal gains. Along the way, they dive into the stereotypes that make triathletes easy targets while also explaining why they have so much respect for the dedication the sport demands. Plus, Andrew reveals he's signed up for his first triathlon and asks experienced triathletes for advice ahead of race day. 02:14 – Do Triathletes Think They're Better? 03:02 – Why Triathlon Costs So Much 04:48 – The Sport That Takes Over Your Life 09:45 – Ironman Is More Than a Race 15:09 – Transition Area Madness 19:53 – The Aero Obsession Explained 23:19 – Watts Over Style 32:48 – Peeing, Gels & Race Nutrition 38:31 – When Vacation Becomes Training 40:45 – The Big Confession & First Triathlon SUBSCRIBE OR I TAKE YOUR KOM ╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗ ║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣ ╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣ ╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝ subscribe to the podcast Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/1YFHekp... Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... ---------------------------------------------------------------- follow all of these or your VO2 max will drop • Instagram -   / bois.in.motion   • TikTok -   / boisinmotion   -------------------------------------------------------------------- check out our training • Andrew -   / strava   • Bryan -   / strava   • Tyler -   / strava   • Join our Strava Club:   / strava   -------------------------------------------------------------------- For any questions or inquiries regarding this video, please reach out to [email protected]