Specky Becky

Becky's got an answer fast, Talks like she's first in every class. History, science, maths and art, Claims she knows them off by heart. Every quiz, she's first to shout, Never once has any doubt. "You are wrong," she'll proudly say, "I read about that yesterday." She'll correct your every word, Even when she's not been heard. Never says, "I'm not too sure." Becky's always keeping score. Specky Becky! Knows it all! Never lets Her ego fall! Every answer! Every day! Always has The final say! Hey! Hey! Listen here! Becky's always Right... my dear! Walking tall with smug delight, Certain everybody's right... When they say she's oh-so bright, Sharp as anything in sight. "Trust me, lads, I've read the lot!" Truth is... Maybe she has not. Still she laughs and rolls her eyes, Serving everyone advice. Then one day she books a test, Certain she'll outperform the rest. "Perfect vision? That's just me!" Smiling with authority. Specky Becky! Top of class! Nothing ever Gets her past! Every fact! Every name! Always wins The clever game! Hey! Hey! Watch her go! Surely Becky Has to know! Waiting in the little chair, Trying hard to act like she don't care. Reads the posters on the wall... Well... She doesn't read at all. Calls the nurse by someone's name, Pretends they're all exactly the same. Nods along and gives a grin, Hoping nobody clocks her bluff. Now the truth comes flooding through, Every tale just wasn't true. She'd nod along and fake a grin, Guessing every answer in. Never read the books she claimed. Half the facts were simply framed. Couldn't see from far away... Still she'd argue every day. Specky Becky! World's biggest liar! Pants so hot They're catching fire! Specky Becky! Caught at last! Turns out all Her facts were trash! Specky Becky! What a twerp! Now she's got To wear her specs! Thought she knew Most everything... Couldn't read A blooming thing! Hey! Hey! Sing it louder! WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR! Hey! Hey! SPECKY BECKY! WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR! Oi! Oi! She knew nothing! She guessed loads! Now she's wearing Great big goggles! Oi! Oi! Specky Becky! Maybe next time... Read the chart first!