Cak Lontong Bikin Pak Bas Ngakak & Jadi Gendeng

A fellow alumnus of SMA Negeri 5 Surabaya, Cak Lontong made Mr. Bas (Basuki Hadimuljono, Minister of Public Works and Public Housing/PUPR) laugh out loud and go crazy. Cak Lontong is known as one of Indonesia's most senior comedians. The comedian, known for his catchphrase "salam lemper," always presents something different in every performance. His jokes and riddles always use logic to solve them. In one of his television programs, Cak Lontong often poses difficult riddles with answers full of tricky logic. You can try asking Cak Lontong's difficult riddles to entertain others. 1. Which sea animal usually walks slanted and hides in rocks or sand? Answer: When embarrassed 2. Which animal has a water buffalo? Answer: The letter k 3. When flying, we are not allowed to bring...? Answer: By ourselves 4. What would a wife be surprised if she bought something for her birthday? Answer: Bear 5. A barber cuts a customer's hair with? Answer: Alternately 6. Fruit is cut into pieces, ground with palm sugar and chili, the result is? Answer: Broken 7. Lorenzo, Marquez, and Rossi chase each other, overtaking each other at? Answer: Let it be. 8. Ramen noodles are a traditional food that originates from? Answer: Raw 9. What is the name of an animal that eats meat and lives in swamps? Answer: Need? 10. What is the best rice for breakfast? Answer: Cooked 11. Besides cars, buses, and planes, what do people usually use to travel from Jakarta to Surabaya? Answer: Pants 12. In Padang restaurants, besides using spoons, what do we use to eat? Answer: Energy 13. What is commonly used to turn the TV and air conditioner on or off? Answer: Please. 14. What is the name of a village leader? Answer: Noleh 15. How delicious is eating out? Is it better than eating in? Answer: Swallow 16. What is eating people's money called? Answer: Debus 17. How do fish breathe in water? Answer: Calm 18. What does an animal perch on food do? Answer: Hungry 19. Is it not allowed in the library? Answer: Shampooing 20. What do we usually serve at thanksgiving? Answer: Room 21. What kind of candy has the sugar on the outside, but the wrapper on the inside? Answer: Wrongly made candy 22. What is round, small, sometimes black, sometimes white, and when pressed, a person comes out? Answer: Doorbell 23. What kind of door does five people push and still won't open? Answer: The door with the word 'pull' on it? 24. What is far from the eye, but close to the heart? Answer: Intestines 25. What does an elephant riding a motorbike look like? Answer: Lies 26. If you wipe a mirror, it becomes...? Answer: Mirror 27. Street vendors disperse because there are...? Answer: Tiger 28. What kind of fruit is ripe? Answer: Cassava 29. An example of an animal that walks slowly? Answer: Wolf (When a wolf walks, it moves slowly, when it runs, it moves quickly) 30. His opponent is fat? Answer: Afraid (Of course, he's afraid if his opponent is fat) 31. Is a newspaper called a letter? Answer: Wrong (How can a newspaper be called a letter? That's wrong) 32. Before becoming a frog, what is a baby frog called? Answer: Adolescent (Well, before becoming an adult frog, a baby frog has to go through adolescence, right...) 33. What is the name of an eight-legged animal that hangs here and there from a web? Answer: Sport 34. Birds can fly because they have? Answer: Talent 35. Can't we make a call if we don't have a cell phone? Answer: Number 36. What do guys usually buy for their partners on Valentine's Day? Answer: Pay 37. When going to Jakarta by train, besides Jatinegara Station, Juanda Station, and Pasar Senen Station, where can we get off? Answer: Floor 38. Will an official get in trouble if he gets stuck? Answer: Clothesline 39. What animal do farmers often use to plow rice fields? Answer: Surrender 40. Neil Armstrong is the astronaut who has set foot on? Answer: Home 41. The one who likes to direct traffic... Answer: Soktau 42. Before a letter can be read, it must be... Answer: Peel 43. Birds are animals that can... Answer: Friends 44. At an offline event, the sincere often sings the song... Answer: An hour 45. To drive a car, we must bring... Answer: One 46. If you wipe a mirror, it becomes... Answer: Mirror 47. The sun sets next to... Answer: Danger 48. Don't throw tissues in... Answer: The place 49. If you're thirsty, drink... Answer: Just... 50. People exercise so... Answer: This is it 51. Do you have to wash the dishes? Answer: Aware 52. After finishing texting, do you usually continue? Answer: Go home 53. If ants are small, elephants...? Answer: Animals 54. If you're visiting for more than 24 hours, what do you have to do? Answer: Eat 55. What do athletes do before a match? Answer: Saying goodbye