Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/col... TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/sch... FOLLOW YONDER:    / @yonderwizzerd     / yonderwizzerd   THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 South Caroline is bad at naming boys 00:05:43 How Yonder started opening Secret Show 00:11:17 Romaine calm and don't eat lettuce 00:14:12 In Memoriam: Sam Neill 00:26:44 Looking at pictures of Phil's ass 00:30:33 The great cheese debate 00:35:28 Yonder's hair secret 00:41:03 Yonder's rich heritage 00:46:34 Europeans discovering ranch 00:48:32 Bit Pitch ______________________________________ Follow the show:   / wetpodcast      / @wet.podcast   https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWx... https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...   / wet.podcast     / wet.podcast   Justin:   / justinessenmacher     / openmicjustin      / @justinessenmacher   Markus:   / beardvonmarkus   Phillip:   / phillipgarciacomedy      / @phillipgarciacomedy   Production: Contact -   / rageqzb   Portfolio -    / @rageqzbass   ​⁠​⁠ ‪@phillipgarciacomedy‬ ​‪@JustinEssenmacher‬ ​⁠​⁠ ‪@markusolind9761‬ ​⁠​‪@rageqzbass‬ ‪@yonderwizzerd‬ #podcast #comedy