NOFX - Linewleum [Featuring Avenged Sevenfold] (Official Video)

Off 'Single Album' - OUT Feb. 26th. Order: https://fatwreck.com/products/single-... Intellectual property never meant anything to me So, I’m not crazy for trying to pimp out a classic song At 25 years old it’s the humane thing to do Even though you know we know you think it’s wrong But after 700 covers and 1800 shows And because it’s the song that Colombians love to hum We voted to pull the plug and euthanize LINOLEUM   I think I was born into this world just to piss people off So, I’m doin’ what no smart band ever would I’m taking our one well known song and trying to make it not very good   LinOLDlium never meant anything to me I never even wrote a chorus Just verses and a bridge It’s like bulldozing a bowling alley for a used record store Decomposing your best song is sacrilege But when most Hopeless bands (Avenged Sevenfold) play it wrong And it’s in Le Tigre’s best song And it was the last song that Tony ever played It’s time to put Linoleum out to stud and make sure that it gets laid That’s me and I got a new kitchen floor But I still sleep with a close friend The leather trunk next to my bed   That’s me on the street and I’m walking with my kid When she told me she knows everything I did Because she just finished our book   What the Fuck! What the hell!  Why did she feel the need to tell me That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird   She knows that I do drugs, she knows that I’m kinky But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee