Baby Got Calc

Oh my gosh, Matt, look at that equation It is soooo big It's got like ten x's and four integrals Who can solve that problem They only solve that cause it's twice differentiable ok? I mean it's just so big I can't believe it's calc 1 It's just out there I mean, it's wow Look! It's just so whack I like E-quations and I can not lie You other nerds can't deny That when you tear the seal off your AP test and the Equations in your face You get pumped Wanna integrate Cause you need that V of T To start the equation I'm daring I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby I wanna solve ya And then I'll graph ya My teacher tried to warn me But that equation got me so crazy U-substitution Use it if wanna win Solve it, solve it, cause you ain't that average student I'm integratin Don't think I'm fakin It's hard, I'm scarred I want to disregard I'm tired of integrals And twice differentiables Take the average man and ask him this He'll probably miss So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah) Has your integral got limits (oh yeah) Then solve it (solve it) solve it (solve it) Solve that integral Baby got calc Baby got calc Baby got calc I like them x's and y's And when I'm lookin with my eye I just can't help myself I'm actin like a nerd Now here's the word I wanna get my calc And solve, double solve, solve solve I ain't talkin bout Algebra Cause some of those problems are made for kids I wanna solve it and graph it So find the problem double We are all in trouble Tryin get out of the bubble So I'm lookin at all of my notes Don't know what to do even with my quotes You can keep your notes I'll do my problem and close A word to those in pre-calc, I wanna help ya I won't try to scare ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna work Till the break of dawn Ben's got it goin on A lot of peeps won't like this song Cause they like to start and quit it And I'd rather do it all Cause I'm rad, and I'm bad And I'm down to make calc a fad So Nick (yeah) Matt (yeah) If you wanna do all of that Then sit down, work it out Even Clouse has got to shout Baby got calc Baby got calc Yeah baby, when it comes to problems, length has got nothin to do with my selection Natural log x, x squared dx, ha ha, only if your in your sleep So your best friend does some English, you got calc work to accomplish But English ain't got any integrals to accomplish My calculator don't want none Unless there's integrals hun You can read some books or papers But please don't lose your c Some teachers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the c is bull So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to fix it So Clouse says that your wrong The limits don't belong But the limits are there and the answer's fine 106.79 To the people out there can't do trig You can't do it big Give me a problem I can't resist it Sine doesn't make me quit it Matthew tried to diss Because Megan made him miss His problem of the day on Monday But he should've done it on Sunday So fellas if the problem's long And you want to get it all wrong Dial 1-900-MATTHEWB And get yourself a 3 Baby got calc Baby got calc