I hate aquatic perfumes so I bought Megamare by Orto Parisi

I have never liked aquatic fragrances. Fresh, watery, synthetic ocean scents have always left me cold — generic, forgettable, and everything I don't want from a niche bottle, and they also turned sulphuric and eggy on my skin. So naturally I spent serious money on Megamare by Orto Parisi. This is a full structured review covering everything — presentation and packaging, opening, mid, and drydown, performance, longevity and projection, how well it fulfils its artistic brief, and a honest breakdown of strengths and weaknesses. Verdict: 10/10. Megamare by Orto Parisi is not a typical aquatic. There is nothing fresh and clean bout it. This is dense, saline, mineral and animalic — an aquatic built for people who hate aquatics and love art. After extended real-world wear across multiple conditions, it earned a perfect score and completely changed how I think about the genre. Megamare by Orto Parisi is not a typical aquatic. There is nothing fresh, clean or shower gel about it. This is dense, saline, mineral and animalic — an aquatic built for people who hate aquatics. After extended real-world wear across multiple conditions, it earned a perfect score and completely changed how I think about the genre. If you're researching Megamare before buying, sitting on the fence about whether it justifies the £200+ price tag, or simply want to understand what separates a truly great niche fragrance from everything else on the market — this is the review to watch before you decide. 🔔 Subscribe for structured niche perfume reviews, fragrance rankings, and weekly rotation content — new videos every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 5PM GMT. 👇 Have you tried Megamare? Agree with the 10/10 or think I'm wrong? Let me know below.