The Buzzing From The Bathroom - feat Michael McMillian - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

GET THE SONG: https://lnk.to/cxg3 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom" Starring Michael McMillian Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen SUCH PROFOUND HUMILIATION SUCH ALL-CONSUMING SHAME THE BUZZING FROM THE BATHROOM HAS FINALLY BEEN EXPLAINED THAT WAS NO ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH NO FACIAL SCRUB DEVICE AND NOW I FIN’LLY KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS, “TIM, THAT WAS NICE.” WE USED TWO DIFFERENT POSITIONS EVERY OTHER SUNDAY NIGHT ALL HER WRITHING, MOANING, SIGHING I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IT RIGHT. BUT, AS I DRIFTED OFF TO SLUMBER THINKING I HAD BROUGHT HER JOY SHE WOULD SLINK OFF TO THE BATHROOM WITH THAT BLASTED PLASTIC TOY. OH, THE BUZZING, CURSED BUZZING! THAT DAMN INCESSANT HUM! I USED TO THINK I WAS A HERO. CAN’T BELIEVE SHE DIDN’T COME… … TO TELL ME THAT SHE NEEDED SO MUCH MORE THAN I COULD GIVE! NOW THE BUZZING FROM THE BATHROOM TELLS THE LIE THAT WE BOTH LIVE. WHAT IS PLEASURE BUT A UNION WHEN WITH ONE SOUL ANOTHER JOINS? YET I’M HAUNTED BY THE BUZZING FROM THE BATHROOM LIKE TINNITUS OF THE LOINS.