Animal Crossing - All of Mr. Resetti's Monologue

IT'S SO BRIGHT IT HURTS MY BRAIN! Heh, even though Mr. Resetti doesn't play that big of a role in Animal Crossing, he's still one of my favorite characters. (And also one of my favorite assist trophies in Brawl.) Anyway... This is all of Mr. Resetti's Monologue, from Animal Crossing on the Gamecube. He only has eight speeches (seven if you don't include Don's.) The ninth speech starts from the sixth speech and then again from the 12th, etc., so the last three keep repeating. Also, hear how the "animalese" speech almost makes it sound like he's actually saying the text in certain parts? :P Note: This has nothing to do with Mr. Resetti as an assist trophy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any "history" project. I've had this idea (among others) on the back burner for a long time, so I decided to go ahead and post the video since I already had captured the clips for it.