Ancient Humans Got Bored... Then Things Got Weird!?

Ancient humans got bored. Then accidentally invented fire. Then wandered off before noticing. Things got weird. 200,000 BC. No phone. No Netflix. No group chat. No algorithm. Just a prehistoric plain, a cave, 14 hours of daylight, and a male ancient human with absolutely nothing on his schedule. Because schedules had not been invented yet. And even if they had, the schedule would have said nothing. What followed was the first doom-scroll in human history (content: a rock, algorithm: gravity, engagement rate: zero), the founding of the hobby industry through eleven sticks none of which changed his life, the first ever "I'm bored, entertain me" in recorded human history, the accidental invention of fire and the hand axe while doing nothing, a boredom nap that solved nothing and has never solved anything, and the invention of the audience by a male ancient human watching a mammoth argument from a reasonable vantage point for six hours while eating something he found nearby. He did not get credit for any of it. He was on his seventh stick when it happened. He is still on his seventh stick. You are on your seventh scroll. Neither of you is going to stop. If you want to see what this same ancient human does with a Tinder profile, that video is linked below. If you want to see what happens when he discovers marriage three days before the first fight about a fire tended incorrectly, that video is also there. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 — There Was Nothing To Do 00:33 — Chapter 1: The Staring 01:35 — Chapter 2: The Sticks 03:10 — Chapter 3: The Bothering Of Other People 04:23 — Chapter 4: The Accidental Inventions 05:50 — Chapter 5: The Nap That Goes Wrong 07:19 — Chapter 6: The Watching 08:59 — Cut To Today 10:25 — What Else Are You Going To Do 🔔 Subscribe — new videos every Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday. Ancient Humans Invented Football 👉 [   • How ANCIENT HUMANS Accidentally Created th...  ] Ancient Humans Tried TINDER 👉 [   • ANCIENT HUMANS Tried TINDER… It Was a TOTA...  ] Ancient Humans Discovered Marriage 👉 [   • ANCIENT HUMANS Invented FOREVER… And It Ru...  ] #AncientHumans #AnimatedComedy #DoodleAnimation #MrPaint #FunnyAnimation #Boredom #CavemanComedy