PKA 382 w/ iijerriichoii - DRINKING EPISODE, Licking Dirty Feet, Taylor v Woody's Mom

Sponsors: Archer: Danger Island - Wednesday April 25th on FXX https://casper.com/PKA https://dollarshaveclub.com/PKA http://smartmouth.com/PKA Guest Social Medias: Twitch:   / iijeriichoii   YouTube:    / iijeriichoii   Twitter:   / iijeriichoii   Support PKA on Patreon:   / pka   Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com Timeline by LegitRage Discuss the Episode on the PKA Subreddit!   / pka   0:00:00 - Kyle introduces sponsors and guest 0:00:14 - Ad Read: Archer: Danger Island 0:01:19 - The guys take their first shot - Woody is a total lightweight 0:08:07 - Taylor’s first drink - Shady college rum 0:09:48 - Woody’s first drinking experience 0:11:25 - Tuckers first (underwhelming) drinking experience 0:13:22 -Taylor's teenage scolding turns into divorce announcement 0:15:24 - Woody’s medium-sized unit as a 12 year old 0:16:43 - Drink #2, Tito’s vodka & drinking on planes 0:20:32 - 700 lbs women and crazy Russian football hooligans 0:26:29 - Video: Asian man sneaks into school to sniff shoes 0:34:15 - Licking feet fascination - What's the deal? 0:38:18 - Taylor narrates vore and giantess adult short stories 0:47:55 - Why isn't there any PKA adult fan fiction? 0:48:42 - Wings’ Banquet meals, lazy processed food & microwave popcorn 0:54:58 - Painful sensations; teeth scraping and cotton balls 0:57:21 - Cheap toilet paper & how do astronauts poop? 1:00:39 - Ad Read: Dollar Shave Club 1:02:50 - Tucker’s ginger beer & drink #3 1:05:23 - Woody is appreciating drinking & inhaling 1:08:05 - Butt-chugging alcohol & Woody is coping with his drinking 1:12:00 - Living in cold climates vs living in hot climates 1:17:57 - Video: New Jason Statham movie “The Meg” 1:22:28 - Taylor vs Woody’s mom - Bible battles & fairy tales 1:30:46 - The Preacher TV Show - Genetically pure Jesus gone wrong 1:34:27 - Drink #4 and Taylor/Tucker’s drinking enjoyment 1:37:37 - Kyle’s butt-chugging proposal & vodka-soaked tampons 1:41:45 - Katt Gunn, Twitch streamers & Kyle wants Civ players 1:43:40 - Wings’ surgery, parody songs & stream trolling 1:55:57 - Ad Read: SmartMouth & Casper 2:00:29 - Is Taylor too sober 2 hours into the show? Drink #5 boys! 2:05:22 - Woody’s adjustment to drinking vs Taylor/Tucker’s casual drinking 2:09:03 - Kyle’s underwhelming chilli & dropping food on the floor 2:11:42 - Beef preferences - Rare vs medium vs well done 2:18:11 - Kyle’s $700 Spanish ham and wagyu beef talk 2:23:21 - No Country for Old Men, silenced shotguns & unrealistic movie guns 2:32:37 - Is SNL going downhill or is it still as good as it was? 2:36:50 - Drink #6! (Kyle is really feeling it now lol) 2:41:30 - Politics talk - Did Trump have a secret baby with a maid? 2:46:31 - More Trump talk - Poor economic decisions and flip-flopping 2:50:15 - Video: Ex-guests Sailing La Vagabonde’s spinal injury woes 2:56:53 - Kyle’s incessant hitting on Elayna from La Vagabonde 3:01:25 - Drink #7 and more of Kyle hitting on Elayna 3:03:48 - Ad Read: Archer: Danger Island 3:04:40 - Kyle questions the mental capacity of Elayna 3:06:20 - Taylor got his teeth-grinding issue fixed & his resentment for Lefty 3:11:11 - The extraordinary lengths Kyle/Taylor would go to bang Elayna 3:17:42 - What celebrities would the guys bang even if they were… special? 3:19:39 - Taylor demands drink #8 (Kyle has a moment of hysteria) 3:21:10 - Jackie is Woody’s water-saviour tonight 3:24:14 - Taylor’s Twitter and Instagram as a tactic to score girls 3:28:49 - Kyle is very drunk, Tucker is afraid of losing sponsorships 3:29:56 - Fat people hate: Kyle’s trip to a store 3:32:19 - Which specific type of person do the guys wish you could eliminate? 3:35:03 - Should Woody drink more? Who is the drunkest? Drink #9 occurs 3:39:06 - Fat people talk - Goldigging a fat person & Boogie talk 3:44:34 - More depraved Elayna talk & degrees of being gay 3:49:17 - Woody is impressed by Taylor/Tucker’s level of drinking 3:51:12 - Kyle’s Gran Gala purchasing & difficulties going to the bathroom 3:52:57 - Alex Jones motivates Kyle to drink & judging who’s the drunkest 3:58:30 - Tucker is concerned about his image and DRINK #10 4:01:02 - Ad Read: Archer: Danger Island 4:01:23 - Kyle is absolutely wasted and absolutely hates Chiz 4:05:33 - Reviewing the title of this PKA 4:07:06 - Tucker is horrified by the level of awfulness of this PKA 4:09:55 - Kyle loses it and Taylor hates the 700 lbs woman from earlier 4:11:35 - How can Woody cure his awful drunk feeling? 4:13:14 - Kyle calls it a show