Tiny Spine BIG CRUNCH *1st Crack Ever ASMR Chiropractic Chill & Relax.

Location: Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania ASMR Chiropractic Relax Videos Cracking and Crunching into Microphone Sleepy sleeps meditate background videos Captains log Star gate 67524 Rounded off to the nearest decimal point I’m on a shuttle escort headed towards a giant mechanical winged beast San Fransisco bound Sacred Sufi sound Mt Shasta and a mythical blood hound The current weather in Baltimore is rain a purge to refrain from light beings in a plane Sight peeing as We await the shuttle fate Flight fleeing as We abate the rebuttal mate Ok ok ok How tf am I not a time traveler today It’s 6:30 am and the yoga is led by a woman on a microphone calling out sectional creations We fly for 6 hours non stop except for the one at the end. Trapped in the sky forever I hope they have snacks And I hope you enjoy the cracks of the backs If it helps you chillax then I’ve reached a max Pay the tax, jax, the hacks and the slacks Arrive at 9:30am That’s earth light years baby Maybe it’s crazy or lazy or hazy Shuttle ride over Airport skittle sky sober It’s busy here this morning I had to throw away my strawberries I tried giving some away to strangers No takers I’m danger Apparently The Lone Ranger set a parrot free Flee flee flee Whoa I’ve never seen a security line this long I should put this phone down so I can panic But hey At least we got to talk about posture today Standing next to bae And a bae bae Ok gotta put down the phone phone So I can roam roam … Whew. We almost missed it Last ones on board Flying over the Sierra Nevada mountains was awe inspiring Actually, in the true sense of the word Awesome We sat next to a YouTuber, Check it    • Industry Baby (a cappella) - Duke’s Speak ...   And now I’m in Cali, for the first time ever I hope Tupac was right I trust in Rahim, maybe you’ll see me here soon But until then, or not… Thanks for reading, watching, posturing, breathing with me to the tone of “Tiny Spine Big Crunch ASMR First Crack Ever Chiropractic Relax and Chill”