Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of all time! A Clickbait Music Cringe Extravaganza Playlist From Hell!

I reveal my picks for the top ten worst Christmas songs ever to haunt the human ear. This ain’t no generic top ten playlist though: some of this Christmas music is pretty obscure. It's 2020 baby! Why did I just say that? Here they are: Beck - The Little Drum Machine Boy Bon Jovi - Backdoor Santa (wtf?) Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful New Song - Christmas Shoes Ghostface Killah - Xmas The Cheeky Girls - Have A Cheeky Christmas Star Wars Christmas Album - R2D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa David Bowie & Bing Crosby - The Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth) Smashing Pumpkins - Christmas Time Has Come Anyway, what’s this about? I’m a composer and music theorist? Why am I lowering myself to this? Why indeed! Because I wanted to make something small for you to enjoy while I finish a much larger video. And also, because I enjoy garbage. And also because I like you. Are you seriously STILL reading this? Give me £20.