"Britney Spears Christmas Medley" | Performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus (2023)

"Britney Spears Christmas Medley" Performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus Holiday Spectacular - Matinee Saturday, December 9, 2023 Parody Lyrics by Mitch Galli and Rev. Sam Lundquist Featuring "Oops, I Did It Again", "Gimme More", "Toxic", "Lucky", "Stronger", "...Baby One More Time" Parody Lyrics: "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN" Fa la la la la la Fa la la la la la Guess what? It’s Christmas again. I know you believe That I’m not pretend. Oh, baby, I bet you’ve got a crush. The suit and the boots are so fabulous. ‘Cause my sack’s full of presents And I’m climbing down your chimney… Oh holly, jolly Ooo, it’s Christmas again. And here is the star. You know his name. Oh holly, jolly Ooo, give him some applause. The real Santa Claus He’s bringing you presents “GIMME MORE” When they turn the Christmas lights on Just wanna go to the mall for you You’re the center of attention There’s so many elves in the room (and you) Sit on your lap Here’s my wish list to wrap… We get to talkin’ (We get to talkin’) We get to talkin’ (We get to talkin’) I want a Barbie, a puppy, a pony! I keep on talkin’ (I keep on talkin’) Feels like all I’m saying is.. Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (More) Gimme, gimme (More) Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (Mo') Gimme, gimme (More) Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (More) Gimme, gimme (More) Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (Mo') Gimme, gimme (More) “LUCKY” This is a story about a deer named Rudy. Early morning, he wakes up Walk, walk, walk through the snow It’s time to go play reindeer games But everyone tells him “No.” They go: “Isn't he yucky? His flaming red nose!” And they say: He’s so yucky. He’s bizarre. He can’t fly, fly, fly with that great big light blinkin’ Go home, Rudy. You’re shinin’ too bright. So, glow somewhere else Christmas night. “STRONGER” Hush, just stop No matter what you do or say (I slay) The storm is rough Guess what? My nose is gonna save the day (okay) You want me to turn my light down, but I glow ‘Cause I am stronger to lead the way Santa’s trusting me to pull the sleigh. My nosiness is gonna make me soar! I, I'm stronger! “TOXIC” Who gave this to me? Appalling! What should I do? My stomach’s crawling! It's fruitcake. I'm bawling. But hey, just wait… No expiration date! I’m cravin’ it. Maybe just a bit. It’s fruitcake. I'm tryin’ it… Cherries, prunes, and nuts Making me sick, twistin’ up my guts I can feel it now… With a taste on my lips, I’m gonna die. It’s toxic, please call the plumber With a taste of a poison Yuletide Feels like I got the flu. Don't you know that it’s toxic? No more cakes made of fruit. ‘cause I know that it’s toxic. “...BABY ONE MORE TIME” Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby Oh, baby, baby… How could this have happened, Joe? I’m not even your wife yet. Oh, baby, baby… Watch out 'cuz I'm gonna blow. He's coming out tonight, yeah. Mary, guess what? God’s the daddy! Better hurry, rooms are running low in Bethlehem The holiness is filling me (And I) I am so blessed, I did conceive. (She conceived!) You will make water turn into wine You’ll be divine. Newborn baby, Jesus Christ!