Mean Meliss

____________________________ Credits: Written by Melissa Villaseñor & Ethan Edenburg Directed by Ethan Edenburg Cinematography by Ben Joyner Produced by Luke Arreguin Edited by Ethan Edenburg & Ben Joyner Production Company - Forever Holiday Key Grip - Tiger Whitesides Assistant Director - Aliya Kamalova Mixed/Mastered by Gus Berry Cast: Scooter Guy - Alec James Milewski Santa - Fred Armisen Basketball Players - Aliya Kamalova, Rachel Marsh, Kim Seltzer Ice Cream Guy - Paul Goetz Melissa's Mom - Herself Lyrics: I hate these scooters. Always in my way. How bout you scoot… off this planet Where u goin anyway!? Yogurtland? Fuckin dork. (I don't like you) Let's talk about Santa real quick, only works one night a year, lazy ass No wonder you’re so fat Santa, get to work dude Jolly old saint dick Fuck you Mean Meliss is comin' for ya (she's comin') You betta watch what you say, watch what you do Mean Meliss is comin for you I hate when restaurants stop breakfast at 10am Some of us don’t wake up till 2 and we want pancakes Tellin' me you can’t make pancakes!? I can and I’m dumb as fuck! (heat up the griddle, bitch) I hate when I'm on the phone with my mom and she’s yawning the whole time, like oh what? Your daughter is boring you? Wake up bitch I wanna tell you bout how I made pancakes today all by myself I hate autocorrect, always tryin to make me sound more smarter than I am How bout you let me spell IMPORTANT as IMPROTANT Don't try to change me, I'm perfect JUST AS I ARE The worst is when I wake up and my stomach hurts Just cause I ate a bunch of chocolate chips pancakes I have to wake up feeling like shit? The only thing I can cook is pancakes My mom's not gonna pass down any family recipes I don't care, you think I want Albondigas soup? I'd rather jump off a cliff than eat that delicious, yummy ass- damn I love that soup I gotta reconnect with my mom But I can't apologize, that's not me What a conundrum But for real, she ain't gonna be here forever I am gonna apologize to my mom My mom is very improtant to me www.melissavillasenor.com instagram.com/melissavcomedy instagram.com/melissavart