BL: I TRANSMIGRATED AS A HUMAN SNACK FOR THE DEMON KING, SO I FAKED A TERMINAL ILLNESS! #blstory

What happens when a burnt-out history professor gets isekai'd into the Demon Realm as the main course? Yan Sui was just trying to grade papers when he woke up chained in a dungeon, surrounded by demons discussing marinades. His plan to avoid being eaten? Fake a deadly disease called "Lunar Consumption" and bluff his way into becoming the Demon King's strategist. His advice? Lazy. His strategies? Ridiculous. "Just ignore the heroes, they'll go away." "Why invade when we can trade?" But somehow... it all works. Now the Demon King thinks Yan Sui is a transcendent genius. Every cough is a heavenly secret. Every nap is a strategic masterpiece. And Yan Sui? He just wants a better cushion and his afternoon tea. The problem? The lonely, terrifying Demon King has decided Yan Sui is his strategist. Forever. Chains included. #Isekai #Transmigration #DemonKing #FantasyComedy #CultivationStory #RomanticComedy #BLComedy #Xianxia #FluffyRomance #CoughingStrategist #BL #blstory #blnovel #blseries