THE ITV DRAMA EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH | BELIEVE ME, ITV

On this week's LuAnna: Lu nearly got her head microwaved in an MRI thanks to her hair extensions, Anna's fawning over Joe Wilkinson and reminisces about the doctor that almost made her want to get pregnant again and reno updates: Lu's gone coloured toilet in Dubai, and Anna's finally chipping in with a hoover. Plus, we finally get round to giving the full Celebrity Traitors cast rundown and pitch ourselves for next series (obv). There's a stolen bin mystery in Birmingham, a woman who can't stop thinking about Bertha after opening up her marriage, a fish hook in a fanny from South Africa, an important conversation on Carrie Johnson and the show Believe Me, and Lu gives an aspirationally unrelatable sign-off.